You told your wife that you are going to work.

You told your wife that you are going to work.

But you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.


Her husband comes back and you hide under the bed.


The soldier sends his wife to the market while you are still hiding under the bed.



You heard him inviting a woman over from his phone.


That woman came.


After a while, his wife returns and says that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.


Before the man opened the door.


He asks the woman to hide under the bed.


Now, that woman turns out to be your wife.


And you two are looking at each other465±4-_ like rabbits.


In school, we called it a reunion.


In social gatherings, we used to call it get together.


In mathematics, we used to call this the simultaneous equation.


In psychology, we used to call this "what goes around comes around."


In chemistry, we used to call this a chain reaction!


In economics, we used to call this demand and supply!


In physics, we used to call this nuclear fusion!


It’s a fictional story

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